One of Barnes' sunny California suburban houses had a trick garden and secret subterranean passages. You'll look for them in vain among the fish...
...the wheelchair impresario has cleverly hidden them...
...In fact, you have to know the right flower petal to push, and the password to push on the menu, and then you could be instantly transported to an exotic place...
like um...a cloud...or a secret chamber...
which reminds me of the Jester Gardens of Peterhof, Petrodvorets, a short hydrofoil ride up the Neva from St. Petersburg to Peter's Summer Palace.
There is you step on a stone the wrong way, you will be treated to a trick shower out of nowhere. There are benches you sit on that also trigger the showers, and among the water-engineering feats is a shower curtain that surrounds you.
When Barnes isn't busy devising flower-passwords, he's trying to work up a bar scenario...
...if only to dance on it himself...
...and leaving me holding the glasses, whose scripts won't stop working...
....by now you're wondering what DOES go on in that secret chamber, but as you can see from this rare shot, it's an utter blank...
..unless a recent shopping trip for some...um...exercise equipment was it?...provides a clue...
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