The Avatarman

By Prokofy Neva
(with apologies to Johnny Cash)

I was a Sim Online. On the broncho I did ride
With pink flamingos by my side
Many a young girl gained her skill points from my love
Many a griefer redded out upon my glove
The bastards banned me in the spring of '005
But I am still alive.

I was a pirate. Reconnected server side.
In Jarod's basement did abide.
I sailed a schooner round the 'net to Multiverse
My custom API went from very bad to worse.
And when the subs decreased they said I still got billed
But I am gaming still.

I was a sim builder 'cross SL boundaries deep and wide
Where physics objects did collide
A Lab called Linden out in wild Californ-y
I crashed the grid, got banned for "no reason or any"
They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound
But I am still around..I'll always be around..and around and around and
around and around

I fly an Eve ship across the Metaverse divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a Metaplace to rest my av if I can
Perhaps I may become a Sim man once again
Or I may simply be a single Spore of Will
But I will live to chill
And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again..

Comments

[DD Ra]

Exellent lyrics Prokofy !