So I'm trying to find a laurel tree because they are the home of a rare kind of dryad and I want to put it in my Dryads' Retreat up in the sky above Ravenglass, and I find one that is a big disappointment -- I should have believed the reviews but often I don't if the price is low -- and this was a bad job planar tree.
So then I saw this one that looked more promising in a store on the MP called Reality Designs. It was a little strange in that it looked like two laurel branches stuck to a board, so I wanted to see what it was, exactly. It said "full perm" which suggested you could just take the branches and expand them or add them to something (perhaps to the pot of the previous guy whose laurel was a disappointment -- his pot was good and on tex change.)
I clicked on the link on the MP ad and it didn't go to the right place -- it was in the sky, somebody's BDSM home with cages. Ugh. So I then typed in the number "30" to go down to the ground thinking, oh, the guy's store is actually on the ground and maybe I was up in the air and it took me here by accident? Or something.
So I go down on the ground, it's a huge store, with tons of plants, vendors, signs, etc. Not very well laid out, but I went around trying to find the thing. It wasn't on the ground. It wasn't in the vendors. Oh, well. I decided to IM the guy -- it was SO hard to find a 3-D mesh laurel, there were a number of crappy ones on the MP so I pursued it doggedly.
I should have realized that a BDSM practitioner like this can't keep it at home and has to inflict it on customers:
[08:25] Prokofy Neva: Hi, where could I find the laurel tree in your store? I saw it on the MP but I want to see it before buying. I went there and didn't see it. Thanks.
[08:25] PuZzLe (puzzlemagnet): User not online - message will be stored and delivered later.
[11:07] Puzzlemagnet: (Saved Thu Jun 07 13:59:59 2018)hello sorry I was offline
[11:16] Prokofy Neva: Hi are you there?
[11:17] Puzzlemagnet: hello
[11:17] Puzzlemagnet: yes
[11:17] Puzzlemagnet: sorry
[11:17] Prokofy Neva: can you show me that laurel now?
[11:18] Puzzlemagnet: yes can u show me the url of mp
[11:18] Puzzlemagnet: ?
[11:18] Puzzlemagnet: pls
[11:19] Prokofy Neva: Seokcheon (143,209,3201)
[11:19]
There's your first clue. Instead of just looking himself and fixing his damn URL which is wrong, he second-guesses me, makes me show it. Instead of just TPing me to the place to buy the tree, he's manipulative.
[11:20] Puzzlemagnet: thats my old store
[11:20] Puzzlemagnet: lol
[11:20] Puzzlemagnet: come
What's to be "LOL'd" about sending a customer to the wrong address? And up in your stupid BDSM "chambers" to boot. No sense of shame. Only the need to ridicule someone else. These people are AWFUL.
[11:20] Prokofy Neva: well it's on the MP
[11:20] Puzzlemagnet: on the store main url no
[11:20] Puzzlemagnet: maybe on older products
Notice he starts to argue. "Maybe" -- when in fact I went there, you fucking idiot. It's up in the sky in your fucking BDSM lair with the cages, asshole.
[11:20] Puzzlemagnet: I will corect
[11:20] Prokofy Neva: yes it's on the MP so yeah, you might want to change
[11:20] Puzzlemagnet: is only the producty
[11:20] Puzzlemagnet: the store url
[11:20] Puzzlemagnet: is the correct
[11:20] Puzzlemagnet: one
Has to keep arguing. No apologies. No showing me the goddamn plant. Just arguing, justifying, endlessly -- these people are sick and evil.
[11:21] Puzzlemagnet: when you press visit the store
[11:21] Puzzlemagnet: it takes u here
As everyone knows, on the MP, the thing that says "Visit the Store" is not an inworld store, it's the MP store. To click on his Visit the Store takes you to his MP store.
[11:21] Prokofy Neva: visit the store keeps you on the MP and I wanted to see it in world
[11:21] Puzzlemagnet: sir
[11:21] Puzzlemagnet: when you are on the mp store
[11:21] Puzzlemagnet: there is a button
[11:21] Puzzlemagnet: it says
[11:21] Puzzlemagnet: visti in world store
[11:21] Puzzlemagnet: it takes u here
So note that he's corrected himself to say "inworld store" without admitting that what he actually said was "visit the store" -- which as everyone knows is a standard bound phrase for visit the MP store. So now he's talking about another link -- but in fact that link doesn't go to the store -- the link in his ad takes you up to his fucking BEDROOM as you can see from the 3201 elevation. Since people like him lie about such things, let's screen shot it:
[11:22] Prokofy Neva: yeah, I wanted to see the place of the product, and usually people have it exact like that
That's true. Many store owners will take the trouble to put a URL on the product ad that takes you EXACTLY there. The OTHER laurel I bought here did EXACTLY that, BTW. This is VERY LOVELY by Terra d'AmbrA, called Firenze fire bowl, she has bunches of them and they are all gorgeous, and they are $250. A little pricey, but I'll pay because she has put the URL in her MP ad that takes you right there to that vendor. I reward good behaviour like that.
[11:22] Prokofy Neva: so you want to show me where the laurel is?
[11:22] Puzzlemagnet: is here
[11:22] Prokofy Neva: actually I was here earlier because I simply looked it up in search and couldn't find the laurel, which is why I asked
[11:23] Puzzlemagnet: simply you press on mp visit in world store
[11:23] Puzzlemagnet: is all here
[11:23] Puzzlemagnet: in front of me
Notice he's still arguing and arguing and failing to realize that the produce page with "Visit inworld" is WRONG. And nothing in front of him where he is standing is that laurel -- he's standing by a "new products" vendor (it's not new) at the landing area.
[11:23] Prokofy Neva: ok what I need is not "inworld store" which is...where I am... but where that particular product is in this huge variety of things
[11:24] Puzzlemagnet: is here, anything elsxe
[11:24] Puzzlemagnet: ?@:
[11:24] Puzzlemagnet: iM PRETTY BUSY
[11:24] Prokofy Neva: I don't see it, so if you don't need someone to spend $200 in your store by taking a second to point it out, I totally understand : )
[11:24] Puzzlemagnet: I said to you
[11:24] Puzzlemagnet: is right in front of me
[11:24] Prokofy Neva: didn't see it dude, so carry on, have fun! Puzzle magnet is a good name for your game LOL
I think you don't want to show me your plant? But it's all good. I don't need to be taken to a HUGE store with a HUGE VARIETY of things and not shown where THAT THING is when it's not even obviously in a rezzer or vendor
[11:26] Puzzlemagnet: IM HEREEEEEEEEEEEE
[11:26] Puzzlemagnet: IS HERE
[11:26] Prokofy Neva: ok great, but I'm not now, so bye!
Honestly, not only had the store rezzed by the time he was saying this, so I could see it perfectly well, I turned 360 degrees and didn't see HIM anywhere. So his "it's right here" wasn't clear. Usually in that case a good store owner sends you a TP even if only a few meters away. Or they say, without being a dick and asshole, oh, it's right here, come over this way. But not this guy. Because he's a BDSM asshole who doesn't keep it in his bedroom at 3201 meters, but bleeds it out everywhere in his life, keeping people off balance, being nasty to them, jerking them around, making up little rules for them to trip over -- the works. UGH!
Then his true violent nature comes out -- if you didn't figure it out before:
[11:26] Puzzlemagnet: WHAT THE FUCJ
[11:26] Puzzlemagnet: WHAT THE FUCJ
[11:26] Puzzlemagnet: DONT COME BACK HERE
[11:26] Puzzlemagnet: EVER AGAIN
[11:26] Puzzlemagnet: YTOU ARE BANNED
WHAT THE FUCJ
[11:26] Puzzlemagnet: DONT COME BACK HERE
[11:26] Puzzlemagnet: EVER AGAIN
[11:26] Puzzlemagnet: YTOU ARE BANNED
[11:27] Puzzlemagnet: TROLLS ARE NOT WELCOME
[11:27] Puzzlemagnet: HERE
Yeah. Brittle, angry, and most of all STUPID. He imagines someone is trolling him when in fact someone has TWICE come to his store to spend $200, and can't seem to do so because he prefers being an asshole.
This profile is his store profile, and fairly blank, he probably has alts with all his dumb BDSM groups. In any event, nobody puts cages around their living room just for show. The end! We're done here!
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