Marketplace Madness: "Sir, that is not drama, it is fact"

 I rarely have "Marketplace Madness," a close relative of "Rental Dementia," but sometimes it comes up.

A person who buys a cat on the MP likely already knows something about the Kittycats -- if they don't, they will learn. I suspect this person knows but is just concocting drama to try to amplify her sob story.

The reality is, the cats never die. If their scripts stop working, the company replaces them. If they starve, they go "under the blanket" with a little thermometer in their mouth for six days. At the end of that period, they are back to normal, but they will also eat up any bowl near them for that period they missed -- which is why you need to put out several bowls to compensate. 

A $750 cat sold because if was an uncommon "toy" cat is worth $750 or more -- it is not damaged by temporarily being sick. You will only require the cost of not even a full bowl of food for them to recover.

I sent her $170 for one fifth of a five-bowl set, which is what I usually get. There are slightly cheaper versions in greater bulk. 

I am currently fattening up a cat before selling it. I always do that. I either put them for sale when newborn or I make sure they aren't starving when they are sold. But if it is has been on the MP for awhile, it may lose its hunger status. It's easily fixed.

[07:59] Magical Serenity: (Saved Tue Jul 24 09:18:41 2018)Hello. I purchased a kittycat for $750L from you on mp. She is sick and it will cost a fortune, if she is even able to be revived, as she is live and almost a year old. I am requesting a refund. I am surprised being a business owner in SL that you have dead/sick cats listed on mp. I am hoping you didn't realize this when you listed them there. I am including transaction records for the cat. Thank you for your time. - Magical
[07:59] Magical Serenity: (Saved Tue Jul 24 09:18:45 2018)KittyCats Box - Toyger - Tan Toy
Sold by Prokofy Neva Visit The Store Review Product 361872031 L$750 1 L$750
[08:28] Prokofy Neva: Hi, I always make sure my cats are fed when I put them on the MP. If they are sick when you take them out, maybe it's because they have been on the MP for awhile? There isn't a way to feed them on the MP obviously. Kittycats cannot die. Surely you realize that. As for hunger, it is fixed by putting food out next to them. They go under the blanket for 6 days, I believe, then they come out, and the food they would have eaten is then eaten at once -- which makes it seem as if they eat "more". So I am hardly going to refund you $750 for a cat that isn't dying, and whose sickness is fixed with a bowl of food. I can't send you a bowl of food -- they don't transfer. I will figure out what one bowl of food costs and send it. It doesn't "cost a fortune," and indeed they are revivable, so spare the drama, save it for people dying for real in Syria.
[08:30] Magical Serenity: Sir, that is not drama, it is fact. They require vitamins or will have to eat back to health. It is just bad practice to sell things on mp in that condition. I feel greatly as well for all those in Syria and pray for them and many other countries in that part of the world.
[08:31] Prokofy Neva: They do NOT require vitamins. That is total bullshit. They require ONLY a bowl of food. You put them out, they lie for six days under a blanket, then they eat the food, the end, ask on the Kittycats forums and stop being ridiculous.
[08:31] Magical Serenity: My only point was, that people would not buy a sick cat on mp :)
[08:31] Magical Serenity: Please dont be rude, I am not being ugly.
[08:31] Prokofy Neva: They aren't sold on the MP in that condition. If left on the MP they lose their top-off, you can't feed them on the MP, that's all, most people get that and just give them food after having them on the blanket
[08:32] Magical Serenity: Just that if you put sick cat on your ads, you would not sell any.
[08:32] Prokofy Neva: you are making false claims of "a fortune," "vitamins" and "death". So stop that. You are ridiculous.
[08:32] Magical Serenity: That is why live cats are sold inworld so they can eat.
[08:32] Prokofy Neva: I have sold lots of cats for years, and never had complaints. So grow up, deal with it, and I will send the cost of one bowl of food, the end
[08:32] Prokofy Neva: um, then don't buy from the ZILLIONS of cats offered ON THE MARKETPLACE then if you believe that?
[08:32] Prokofy Neva: your problem
[08:32] Prokofy Neva: the end
[08:32] Prokofy Neva: bye
[08:33] Magical Serenity: You are a very rude person. I will pray for you.
[08:33] Prokofy Neva: I will pray for you, because you are living in a world of self-induced drama coupled with stupidity, a toxic mixture

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[Gabriel]

Look what Tizzers uploaded here a few weeks ago: You!

https://www.flickr.com/photos/27363486@N06/40050214480/

[We all hate "Porkefy" that's right, "Porkefy", not Prokefy]

To funny Tizz is an airtist

[Michael Thornton]

You are mentioned in this thread, celebrating 10 years of Woodbury University: http://www.sluniverse.com/php/vb/show-tell/134788-10-years-woodbury.html

[Michael Thornton]

It's just about perspective, says Tizzers in celebratory speech on the 10th anniversary of Woodbury University, one of the nation's premier creative universities.

Tizzers, 2018: "Griefers! Miscreants! Cyberbullies! Leninists!

Residents of SL that were around during the "Prokofy" years may have heard that Woodbury was the virtual boogieman that was out to wage war against digital chickens. Over the years these residents painted a picture of our group from their perspective, and that reputation is what most people remember over 10 years later."